Food & Drink

Most badass old lady ever attributes 100th birthday to whiskey and cigarettes

You already knew that whiskey can kick your cold, but enough of it is also totally guaranteed to make you live to 100! ...if you're Dorothy Howe, a century-old British lass who insists her perfect health is due to whiskey and cigarettes.Howe told a Daily Mail reporter -- as she was drinking Bell's on the rocks -- that her doctor claims she wouldn't be alive without liquor and nicotine. While she loves both of her vices, she's apparently more loyal to booze. "I can't believe how much [cigarettes] cost now," she says. "Whiskey tastes just as good as it used to though."Obviously Dorothy spent her birthday in a bar with friends, before she went home to read her card from goddamn Queen Elizabeth II.