IT'S THE STUFF HEROES ARE MADE OF
In January ‘14, a vacationing fire captain driving from Austin to Houston passed an 18-wheeler whose breaks had caught on fire. He and the driver snuffed the flames using the truck’s cargo, Coors Banquet -- a Donner Party-like last resort, but it worked, and the captain’s chief backed the agonized decision: "I support the extinguishment of fire, no matter what the cost”.
Cheers to you, Captain. But, next time, use near-beer.