Toot toot, hey, beep beep. Plaid girls...
Oh my God, that’s so sexist! Yeah, it kind of is, but the fact is that 68% of being a sports fan is misery -- over tough losses, inevitable losses, and players getting suspended for doing something you also did last night. At the same time, if you can stay miserable when you've got this situation going on, you care way too much about sports.
Editor's Note: As one female reader who's more astute about sports than any of us pointed out, hot-waitress bars should also have ravishingly good-looking dude bartenders, because "ladies love sports (and bars and hot people) too". She's right, and she also got her revenge -- we just googled "hot dude bartenders" and forgot to put on safe-search.