17. I’m sorry I laid your tip down in the wet spot.
18. I’m sorry I brought in that creep. To be honest I’m not really even friends with him.
19. I’m sorry I assumed your hotness would prevent you from making me a good drink. It was delicious.
20. I’m not sorry I asked you out (I’d just read “50 Awesome Quotes That Will Inspire You To Take That Risk”, so I had no choice), but I am sorry I made it totally weird after you said no.