“I find it interesting that every time there is a major accident like a train wreck, the first thing investigators look for is the presence of drugs and sleeping pills. But what about all those accidents that didn't happen, simply because the operators were fully alert due to coffee? Do we really want that 18-wheel truck driver on the road "relaxed" because he drank tea all day, or fully alert because he drank Starbucks earlier and was able to avoid piling into a school bus?” says Joseph.
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Dan Gentile is a staff writer at Thrillist. His colon is in great shape, and he doesn't expect to pile into a school bus anytime soon. Follow him to coffee bean smiley faces at @Dannosphere.