But only when you're in college, or if it's something that makes you nostalgic for college. If it's the latter, you must tip extra, because you're a grown-up now and can afford a glass.
Get and defend the Erotic Photo Hunt high score
The one with the boobs and the one with the dongs.
Play hooky from work
For eight straight hours, while sending emails with health updates.
Earn your own mug
One that stays behind the bar with your name on it.
Earn your own stool
One where people get up and cede it to you when you show up.
Call the number on the bathroom wall
You like a good time. Call and see what happens!