Little Mac's Upper Cut Star Punch, by Hill & Dale's Elliot Carlson, New York City
If you want to look good in tight black tank tops and are willing to jump-punch dudes literally twice your size, kick things off with this simple, literally star-studded recipe that "doesn't look threatening" but is meant to be served in shot glasses and consumed quickly because, like Mac's punches, the speed eventually takes its toll. Oh, and the 151 on the side is apparently there to mimic Mac's "power up", because it will really "knock you on your ass".
How To Make It (Serves 10):
1 liter Earl Grey tea, iced
.25 liter Sailor Jerry spiced rum
1 part orange juice to taste
1 part fresh squeezed lemon juice to taste
A handful of star anise
1 bottle Bacardi 151
Directions: Combine the tea, spiced rum, OJ, and lemon juice in a punch bowl. Top with soda water and a handful of star anise. Serve quickly in shot glasses with an occasional 151 "power up". Start wearing tight black tank tops ALL THE TIME.