The naked beer fest is here (shudder)
Since the glistening bodies of craft beer aficionados and communal nudity go together like beer and pretzels, Pennsylvania's Sunny Rest Resort is giving the world what it wants with its own Summer beer fest. The nudist hotel is hosting a "bare beach beer bash" on Saturday, June 28; admission gets you unlimited beer samples, and the only rule is that you show up buck naked. Festival admission gets you all the beer you want from 1-5pm, plus entrance to a post-fest show at the on-site, classily named Flashers Nightclub, featuring live music by classic rock tribute band Black Diamond Express, who will hopefully be wearing clothes while performing their rendition of "Sharp Dressed Man". For irony!