Ultra-Lite Beam lager
For everyone that feels they've said "I'm sorry" too many times.
Boost for Breakfast oatmeal stout
Order pancakes and just sip the sizzurp.
Harder, Bitter, Faster, Stronger imperial IPA
Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore.
Mean Girls gose
And that's how we party.
It'll only lead you to complete awesomeness at all times. It'll only lead you to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That's all it is.
No More Parties California common
A backpack brew with luxury taste buds.
Bound 2 brown ale
This that red-cup-all-on-the-lawn shit.
Fly Malcolm Xport stout
This beer become legendary, everything Ye dreamed of.
Jacket Outta Possum extra-pale ale
Tastes like Steve Jobs mixed with Steve Austin.
Panda white chocolate cream ale
Panda panda panda panda panda panda.
Disclaimer: this list is 100% fake, completely made-up malarkey. As wise man once said, "You should only believe about 90% of what I say. As a matter of fact, don't even believe anything that I’m saying at all. I could be completely fucking with you, and the world, the entire time."