Things that happened in 2013: a couple people went to watch Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, the US government shut down for about two weeks and it didn't really matter, and, by some crooked reasoning, Miley Cyrus and the Pope were in a competition for "Person of the Year."
Things that will happen in 2013: you'll outfit your pad with our exclusive wares and throw a New Year's Eve bash so awesome, everyone will RSVP promptly AND bring +1s. Here's how the night will most likely go down...
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That weird time post-midnight that could easily be 1am or 4am.
Don't fight it. The night will inevitably start getting louder, more messy, and begin to feature some awful music from the likes of Macklemore or something. To ease the pain, go with the flow and play a quick round of Spin the Shot, where everyone's a winner... except Macklemore.