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The Nastiest/Greatest Hangover Cure Ever

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This homespun remedy from the Fox show Cooper Barrett's Guide to Surviving Life could be called quaint, if "quaint" were defined as "wait, there's breast milk in that?" Make it if you dare, and have a really great relationship with a new mother.
 

Barry's Grandma's Hangover Cure

Total Time:Depends on how hungover you areYield: Enough 

Ingredients:

  • 7 crates of tomatoes
  • 2 giant cans of stewed tomatoes
  • 6 jugs of tomato juice
  • 10 cucumbers
  • 2 limes 
  • 2 tablespoons of mostly virgin olive oil 
  • 1 yellow pepper and 1 Dr. Pepper 
  • 1 mini Babybel cheese, wax included
  • 1/2 bottle of hot sauce
  • 1 large bottle of BBQ sauce
  • 2 large bottles of mustard
  • 4 cups of vinegar
  • Colostrum 
  • Dash of cinnamon
  • Barry's Grandma's sweat and tears

Directions:

  1. Chop 400 green onions
  2. Throw half of the onions away
  3. Dump everything together
  4. Stir/mash/shake
  5. Keep moaning about how you'll never drink again