Stories of senseless violence
"A guy at the end of the bar was pretty tipsy. He was talking a lot of s**t and threw his glass at the bartender. The bartender turned up the lights and turned off the music. He stood on the bar and said, 'Unless someone kicks this guy's ass, I am not serving a motherf**king drink.' Within a matter of seconds, the ass-whooping of a lifetime started. He was then dragged outside. The lights got lowered, the music came back on, and a round of Jager was ordered for the bar.
God bless Wisconsin."
"I once punched a guy twice real quick and then had to confront him again. He got cocky, and I puffed up, and he said 'I'm not gonna let you hit me twice.' I said, 'I already hit you twice.' And then I hit him again."
"I'm trying to think of all the s**t I've done. I once convinced a guy he had too much to drink even though he hadn't, and I wouldn't let him in the bar because I didn't like him. I ended up pushing him off our stairs when he still tried to come in."