Just generally mean stuff that people did
"A couple was in the dining room, and the kitchen dropped the ball on their order. They waited and never ate, but got drinks. They complained to the managers and servers, but nothing happened. As they were walking out, they passed the bar. One male bartender thanked them for coming in, unaware of what they went through. The gentleman told the bartender to f**k off and started yelling and stormed over to the bar. He was going off for a good minute when the second bartender, who is a female, came up. She looks over at the screaming customer's date and just says in the sweetest voice, 'I am so embarrassed for you. I am so sorry.' You could hear a pin drop. The woman broke out in tears and started to let her date have it... priceless!!"
"My boss kicked a guy out for 'wasting ketchup' with his onion rings. She jumped that guy's ass and told him his parents didn't raise him right, and to never come back into the bar if he was going to be wasteful. Needless to say, he hasn't been back."
"Don't go to strip clubs and piss off your cocktail waitress or bartender. They will take your money and maybe put a half ounce of liquor in your drink. That's if they even put any at all. I've met many cocktail waitresses, and if you don't tip even on one round they will tell the bartender to pour vodka into your straw to make it taste like alcohol, but not really put any in your drink. Strip clubs are soulless places."
Dan Gentile is a staff writer on Thrillist's national food and drink team. He now knows that credit cards have pre-authorization limits, bartenders are sleeping with his girlfriend, and to never drink Louis the 13th. Follow him to timid bar behavior at @Dannosphere.