Anthony Humphreys

“If the owner’s not here every day drinking cold beer, how does he know it’s cold?”

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Anthony Humphreys

"Nobody’s supposed to know you’re married! Being a married bartender is stupid!”

Anthony Humphreys
Anthony Humphreys

“When a customer’s had one and a half drinks and they’re drooling on themselves or screaming like a madman, there’s clearly an unseen variable involved, and you feel like you’re not in control.”

Anthony Humphreys
Anthony Humphreys
Anthony Humphreys
Anthony Humphreys
Anthony Humphreys
Anthony Humphreys

“What do you do when eight bros walk in with backwards baseball caps ready to do Bear Fights and flavored whiskey shots at the same time? The minute they start drinking, you know it’s going to be terrible.”

Anthony Humphreys
Anthony Humphreys
Anthony Humphreys

“Humans are not supposed to go to bed at 5am. The sun sets and rises when it does for a reason.”