A noble bartender uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
But when threatened by annoying customers, there's no shame in using a little trickery to convince them that these aren't the beers they're looking for. To find out how best to placate the service industry's most undesirable patrons, we polled a group of clever bartenders for the surefire tricks they use to turn an annoying customer away from the Dark Side. Or just from the bar.
Take them for a walk
"Ask the customer to come talk to you outside for a minute, then tell the doorman not to let them back in."
Make them feel important
"Listen carefully, nod accordingly, smile extra big (it helps if you're attractive), and then give them a free drink. Problem solved."