You might've successfully purged your disastrous Tinder dates from your memory, but your bartender certainly hasn't. Because everyone loves a good trainwreck, The Daily Share got a bunch of bartenders to share the funniest (read: straight-up worst) meetups they've witnessed in their bars. Even if you've had to listen to someone wax poetic on the literature of Nicole Richie, count yourself lucky that no one's ditched you while you went to the bathroom.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and hopes someone bought that abandoned girl a sympathy shot. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.