Beast Reviewer: Altered Beast (from the game Altered Beast)
Thoughts: It's rough fighting the undead. Those orbs I eat all the time? I know they look kinda like they have beer in them, and all my unaltered beast buddies are like "Oh man, bro, you have the best job ever, just eating beer orbs all day, friggin' party", but let me tell you something: no beer. Thank god this bottle did have beer in it, although it almost tasted like liqueur, but in a good way. And at that strength, it should definitely keep me buzzed as I spend my night just walking and walking and walking from left to right.
Every Beast agrees, this beer is pretty darn good! So if you live in PA, VA, WY, MA, SC, NY, TX, FL, WA, or CO, you're lucky enough to be able to pick some up and get beasting on it yourself.