Stack bottles in your fridge using a binder clip
The good folks at Lifehacker unearthed this useful tip about how to cleverly keep beer bottles from sliding in your fridge. In fact, a commenter tipped them off to it, which proves that comments on the Internet are always useful and productive, and in fact make the world a better place.
Disguise your beer as a soda can
We're not saying you should smuggle beers into an outdoor concert or subway, but if you must, reduce your risk of getting shut down with this easy trick. Using a can opener and some careful scissor skills, you can use a sleeve from a soda and place it over your beer can. Beer Mumbo can guide you through the process. It's like a koozie. A koozie full of delicious lies.
Turn a pumpkin into a keg
Once it's pumpkin season again, this is how to use Charlie Brown's favorite gourd as a vessel for beer. It'll only take 15 minutes and will probably be free, since you'll probably steal the pumpkin off of your neighbor's front porch. Despite it being tempting, do not attempt this on Billy Corgan's head.
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Lee Breslouer is a senior writer for Thrillist, and once opened a beer with his mind. Follow him to mind hacks: @LeeBreslouer.