“Do you have anything imported?”
“I would like a beer with a strange name in order to seem cultured. Plus, according to blogs I frequent, Jay-Z drinks imported beers."
“I haven’t seen this beer since I had it at GABF.”
"I just shortened the name of the Great American Beer Festival
because I am insider-y and treat beer like hippies treat the Grateful Dead. I am really hoping you reply by saying you were there too, and then we kiss deeply."
“That tastes way better on Nitro.”
“Until recently, my idea of a microbrew was Guinness
“Is this beer double hopped or triple hopped?”
“I base a lot of my beer knowledge on Super Bowl commercials.”
“This is one of the highest-ranked beers in the world.”
“BeerAdvocate is my homepage.”