Things they'll never say about popular beers and breweries
“Who the hell is Pliny the Elder?”
"Four hours is way too long to wait in line for [insert any beer available in limited quantities]."
"I, for one, am happy to see my favorite brewery finding enough success to expand."
“Nah, I’ll skip the brewery tour this time -- once you’ve seen one, you’ve pretty much seen them all.”
"There's no way I'm going to that brewery, it's too far away."
Things they'll never say about hoppy beers
"How many IBUs does this have again? Eh, it doesn't matter. Even a little bit of hop flavor is good enough for me!"
"Looks like America's craft brewers have finally made an IPA that's too bitter for my taste!"
"IPA? More like IP-U. Those beers stink."