Things they'll never say about internet beer culture
"I don't know why so many people care about what badges they have on Untappd."
"Why the hell would I ever waste my time commenting on a beer message board on the internet?"
"There are people who know more about beer than I do, and I'm okay with that."
"Thrillist employs very smart beer writers who are never wrong about anything (especially that Lee Breslouer guy when he ranks pumpkin beers)."
"I always buy beer without checking its RateBeer score, because that metric is worthless."
Things they'll never say in general
"I don't take beer drinking too seriously, we're all just here to have fun."
"I wish they sold this in 30 packs."
"I'll have the house red with the steak."
"It doesn't matter who has invested in this brewery. What matters is that the beer tastes good."