10. Uh... beer?
9. Is Irish coffee still a thing?
8. Margaritas before noon are weird, right?
7. ... a beer with orange peel?
6. Will they just bring you straight Champagne if you ask them?
5. Do people actually order screwdrivers?
4. ... a beer with maple sap?
3. What's that peach and prosecco one called?
1. Bloody Mary
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and is gearing up to enjoy many outdoor brunches. Follow her to waffles at @kristin_hunt.
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