Now that its classic holiday beverage lineup is back, Starbucks currently has 44 drinks on its ever-changing menu (and 50-plus food items), and infinite ways to customize them. But, admit it: you've probably only had a fraction. Despite my embarrassing math SAT score, even I know a fraction of 44 isn't a lot, so to help you break the chains of habit, I've compiled this constantly updated ranking of every single drink on the Starbucks menu. Perhaps you'll read it and find something new you want to try. Or perhaps you'll think I'm wrong about everything. Let's find out together!
But first, a few ground rules:
- While you might be able to order drinks not found here, please note that this is limited to items that specifically appear on the in-store Starbucks menu boards. The list will be updated frequently to reflect menu changes.
- I've included the hot and iced versions of drinks (such as the coffee) only when Starbucks lists both on its menu. Otherwise this ranking would be very long and very boring.
- I didn't customize the drinks in any way, so that I could experience them as Starbucks intended.
- All the drinks' nutritional info is based on a 16oz Grande size.
Make sense? Then grab a Strawberry Acai Starbucks Refreshers tea, toss it in the trash immediately, order up a Nitro Cold Brew with Cascara Cold Foam instead, and check out this ranking.