"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, 'It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -- Babe Ruth, baseball legend & beer-guzzling American hero
"There is nothing in the world like the first taste of beer." -- John Steinbeck, writer & excellent mustache-grower
"Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes." -- Norm Peterson, Cheers barfly & a man named "Hillary"
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