"Pedialyte is the SHIT. When I worked for the ballet, all the dancers used to use it for hangovers -- that and cigarettes -- and they got me into it. Weird as I felt walking into the children's medicine section at Walgreens looking like death, one of those and a long run and I'm pretty much back to 100%. And Advil. If I'm too hungover to make it to a drugstore, vitaminwater Revive is a pretty decent second place." -- Matt Meltzer, staff writer
"After I wake, I take a brisk walk to the Land of Enchantment. There, I climb the tallest mountain, where, growing only at the very peak, I find a small flower of brilliant purple. With at least three of these flowers, I head back down the opposite side, and barter with the notoriously duplicitous ferryman for a trip across the River of Souls. Setting foot on the opposite bank, I find the nearest Tree of the Ancients, where, if it is the right time of year, I can pluck a bottle of iced tea and some potato chips from the branches and then slowly realize that I *might* still be drunk." -- Jason Allen, senior cities editor
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