People Are Now Drinking Coffee Straight From Avocados
"You have no idea how nasty people can be to clothed baristas. My customers here are really nice."
"People probably think anyone who comes here is a pervert. The view's nice, but I’m here for the coffee."
"It's not dirty or strange like a lot of people think."
"Some of my best friends are dancers. I love them. I just don’t hire them."
"The kids love me. The little girls especially."