2. Night Train Express
What it is: Without it, we would never have the GNR classic that it inspired. We probably also wouldn't have Chinese Democracy, so it's kind of a wash. It was also part of a crackdown on the industry that claimed it specifically contributed to vagrancy and public intoxication.
Taste-test: It's like the combination of Boone's Farm and Thunderbird, with a heavy, syrupy consistency that's somewhere between NyQuil and Karo syrup, with a little rubbing alcohol dumped in for good measure. In fact, the whole NyQuil thing is pretty apt… I couldn't put it down for some reason, and now I need a nap.