No. No no no no no. It's like cough syrup, nail polish remover, coffee, sugar, toothpaste, shoes, and rubbing alcohol. But somehow less delicious. Somebody send a black-label anything, stat. Or maybe just more Lauder's.
Gag Rating: 892
THE OVERALL SCORECARD (worst to best)
Disqualified due to grossness: The All Sorts
10. Southern Host
8. Mr. Boston
7. Monarch Gin
5. Old Crow