Coffee's a very personal thing. Some people will only drink it at certain chains (whose caffeine counts are listed here!), others demand a bubble bath's worth of cappuccino foam, and then there are the aficionados who swear by sophisticated gadgetry like the "AeroPress" or the "drip coffee machine in the break room." Here's a comprehensive list of 29 of the most common coffee-drinker stereotypes, ranging from people you wish would die to people who will probably face an early death thanks to their choice of sweetener.
The Gas Station Coffee Evangelist
He just loves being one of the common people. And watching them buy their Skoal Bandits.
The Unapologetic Starbucks Patron
There's gotta be a reason there's 21,000 locations, right? Right?
Impatient Businessman at Starbucks
Obviously on his way to an important meeting and has no time to tip. Cool Jawbone, bro.
Cool Suburban Dad at Starbucks
He also gets all of his Leonard Cohen CDs there.
The Almond/Rice Milk Guy
Congrats on finding a new and exciting way to ruin the taste of coffee.