You drink coffee for the "pure" flavor
You order: Black coffee
What you should order: Espresso, then a black coffee
Espresso is to black coffee what LSD is to spinning around in a circle 10 times. Sure, both are mind-expanding, but one is going to, like, expand your mind.
You drink coffee for guilt-free coffee shop workspace
You order: A bottomless cup with no tip
What you should order: A pour-over, then a tip, then a pastry, then an espresso, then a tip, then a compliment to the barista
Unless your coffee shop is located at the intersection of New York and Kentucky Ave, don't expect free parking. That bottomless cup will draw you the angry eyes of your barista. Just keep the tips flowing and you'll bask in their silent approval/disinterest.