Congrats on your brain functioning smoother without the boozy fog that surrounds my mornings.
Cheers to you sir! Let's clink glasses now that you're back on the wagon, of which you sit in the front row of, staring back at us normal drinkers. I'm certain your next 11 months of moderate alcohol consumption will be totally different from last year's, now that you've Learned So Much From Not Drinking For 31 Days. Congratulations.
Guy Who Is About To Put A Shot On Your Tab
P.S. I saw you Instagram a beer on January 7th.
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Dan Gentile is a staff writer at Thrillist. His New Year's resolutions are to work out more, make a budget, and eat right. Follow him to a severe case of the ha ha ha's at @Dannosphere.