The Parent(s) Who Scored a Babysitter
The kid's like a year old. They have five free hours and they're drinking like every booth just announced it was almost out of beer. They will really hate tomorrow.
The Barrel-Aged Snob
If it didn't spend many months hanging out in a whiskey or brandy or wine or some other boozy barrel, then don't bother. It was aged on oak chips, you say? YOU TAKE THAT GARBAGE OUT OF HERE!
The Ill-Prepared Food Truck Owner
Just got the ol' Queso Wagon running a couple of months ago. Had never served at a fest this big before but was pretty sure everything would be fine. Ran out of food in 17 minutes.
Didn't have time to drink at the festival because of all the time spent tracking down nine different strangers he pre-arranged trades with.
"It's So Good" Guy
Has one simple three-word review for every single beer here. Guess what it is? Incidentally... it's also his review of every single episode of The Big Bang Theory.
The Line Complainer
Somehow thought their friends would be the only ones attending this 90-brewery festival. Really hated Disney World as a kid.