Dave: "That tasted like a totally normal cup of coffee. It's well-balanced, if a little acidic. Definitely not like, frighteningly dark, thick, or overwhelmingly bitter. Sort of want another cup, as I drink about six cups of regular coffee per day, but I'm going to hold off for now."
Gianni: "The coffee itself was pretty normal, it tastes like strong coffee. I felt a fairly quick onset of caffeine rush as I was drinking it, but nothing completely out of control, and I can noticeably feel my heart beating in my chest. Again, though, it feels like a normal caffeine rush. No poop yet."
Michelle: "I feel no more energized than I would after a normal cup of coffee. Might need a second cup. Or a pint."
11:15am: Jeremy ignores scheduled check-ins
Jeremy: "I added this, because now I feel something. It's very hard to concentrate, and I feel super horny. Just kidding about the last part, but it's really hard to concentrate. I feel like I want to tell everyone everything I'm thinking, which is hard, because it's like a blender is going off in my head."