Fortified with bread and meat, we press on into the “American Adventure,” where we find nothing but fast food, plus some funnel cakes and a movie about America. I can’t tell if this is either the best or worst representation of our great nation.
Since this wouldn’t be the US of A unless we made our alcohol unnecessarily fruity (and remembering the pledge I made to myself in China), I decide the frozen Red Stag lemonade, made with Jim Beam, is a no-brainer.
Also don't miss: You are not a patriot if you pass up The American Dream, which isn’t something millions of people move to this country to achieve. No, it’s really a frozen ode to the American flag, comprised of red slush with vanilla ice cream layered on top, followed by a final layer of blue slush. After all, what would this country be had the generations before us not built America with their sweat and tears to give us the freedom to eat our ice cream WITH our slushies?