11. Your backyard
A great choice if you A) think those bars have got some SERIOUS nerve charging you $3 for a beer that costs 50 cents at Safeway, and B) spent all that money you saved on beer on landscaping. Added bonuses: nobody’s going to cut you off, you don’t have to drive anywhere, and, most importantly, you never have to worry about anyone playing “Party in the USA” on the jukebox.
10. Your friend’s backyard
All the advantages mentioned above, except somebody else has to clean up.
9. The golf course
The best part of drinking on a golf course is that you don’t even have to know the difference between a sand wedge and a sandwich to have a good time. As a matter of fact, you’ll probably have more fun sitting in the shade of a nice rented golf cart, enjoying a cold one, and wondering why all the guys with clubs just dropped $250 to frustrate themselves. Then you remembered that you enjoy drinking at No. 16 above.