You Can Drink in Public in These American Places
The right to drink in public was not originally included in our Constitution -- probably because our ale-swilling founding fathers never thought it would even be a problem. They thought their descendants would be cool, naturally.
But as time went on, The Man clamped down on our inherent, God-given freedom to drink a 40oz on the street, much to the detriment of America, at large. But some spots are immune to these Draconian open container laws. And these, are them.
You can pop bottles in the streets of Butte, as long as you don't do it between 2AM and 8AM. Which sucks, because that's supposedly when Butte really starts getting fun.
The Power and Light District of Kansas City, Missouri
The Power and Light District is not a reservation for Evangelical Christians, it's a shopping/entertainment mega-complex that spans eight blocks -- and you are allowed to get totally blotto there, out in the open, as long you do so in a plastic cup.
Sonoma Plaza, California
As the epicenter of American wine, Sonoma, California features an eight-acre park where you release your inner Giamatti, and drink your favorite Half-Cab with no regards to the po-po. Just don't drink any damn Merlot, obviously.
Key West, Florida
Key West is the closest you can get to a real life Margaritaville... aside from the restaurant, I guess. At any rate, Key West staples Jimmy Buffet and Ernest Hemingway (who was pretty much the Jimmy Buffet of his time) would certainly approve of the city's lax open container laws. Some people say there's a woman to blame, but I don't really trust people.
Clark County, Nevada
Clark County includes America's public drinking Mecca, the Las Vegas strip -- where you can gamble your life savings away while crushing your liver publicly, too. Just stay out of bat country, if you value your sanity. The caveat: you can't drink within 1000 feet of the liquor store where you bought your beverage. Which... is kind of a thirsty move anyway.
Just to be clear: you can't drink everywhere in Memphis, so don't try to smuggle your vodka into Graceland. But on Beale St., you can imbibe out in the open. As much as you please -- it's your legal right to turn Walking In Memphis into Stumbling Incoherently in Memphis.
There are no open container laws in the entire city of Erie. If you've ever been to Erie, you'll understand why they desperately need this.
Hood River, Oregon
Though Oregon's open container laws apparently only apply to drinking in motor vehicles (?), we can assure you that in Hood River, at least, you can drink in public.
New Orleans, Lousiana
This might help explain the rampant plastic-beads-for-boobs trade here, because that never made sense to me. One rule: make sure your cup is plastic.
Savannah Historic District of Savannah, Georgia
You know that distinct, southern Savannah drawl that sounds like smooth molasses being poured over a stack of grits and hot-cakes? Yeah, it's because people are always getting publicly pickled. Just make sure you beverage is in a plastic cup, and doesn't exceed 16 ounces.
Sorry, liquor-lovers, you can only publicly drink wine or beer out here. Which is still nice. Stick to the main shopping district though -- it's the only part of town where you definitely won't get busted.
To be fair, public drinking still isn't "legal," but it can basically be ignored in most circumstances.
Incidentally, so will public urination. So the NYPD now neither cares where it comes in, or where it comes out. Wait -- was public urination not always legal in New York? Then why does southern Manhattan smell like that? Questions for another day, maybe.
The home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame is also the home of being able to chuck 40s in the street.
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