Until now, the only real way to get free beer every day of your life was to live clandestinely in the jukebox of your local dive. But all that's about to change -- a brewery startup in Garland, TX, Intrinsic Brewing, is offering free beer (two glasses per day) to anyone who helps them fund their brewhouse opening on CrowdBrewed, a sort of Kickstarter for beer, with a $2,000 donation.
Now, $2,000 might seem like a lot to invest right off the bat. HOWEVER: if you actually take them up on the inevitable free beer that you've earned, it ends up being a $62,400 value at 30 years. If you live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area and like beer, this is kinda the best opportunity ever. Not only do you get free suds for life (which you can even share with a friend if you bring them along -- you get two glasses per day, after all), but they throw in a growler, 25 refills, two "swag packs", and a handcrafted bottle opener.
For those who want to see Intrinsic's dream succeed in becoming reality but don't have $2,000 to spare, they have a variety of funding levels available. You can even name a table at their pub whatever you want! Or get unlimited high-fives.
Adam Lapetina is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and might move out of that jukebox now. Read his musings at @adamlapetina.