Unless you live on a tropical island with access to tons of booze -- or work at a great Tiki bar -- chances are your best homemade frozen Tiki drink involves dumping rum in a Slurpee and calling it a day. This cocktail, however, will make you a regular Don the Beachcomber, and includes ample down time while the freezing happens so you can actually, you know, comb some beaches. That’ll work up a thirst. Luckily, when you get home, you’ve got something way better than a boozy Slurpee to help you out.
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