While there's a lot to be said for the convenience of having two of your favorite things in the same bottle, it unfortunately doesn't translate that well to a final product here -- both of the milk drinks are a bit too sweet, and they lose the nuanced flavor of the cookies by just layering on the artificially-flavored syrup. If you like your milk with a healthy(???) dose of sugar, by all means, have at it.
But for those of us who prefer the texture of crisp cookies, chocolate melting on our tongues, and a cascade of thirst-quenching plain milk -- we'll stick to the real thing.
Nesquik's new milk products retail for $1.99 a pop and are available until December, or until supplies run dry.
Adam Lapetina is a food/drink staff writer, and probably won't eat cookies for a while. Read his musings on Twitter at @adamlapetina.