When Lionel Ritchie
speaks sings, people listen. After the silky smooth crooner and master piano-side pourer hawked the home brew system Tap King back in June, Heineken apparently started scrambling for something comparable. Well it's finally almost here, folks, and it's called The Sub.
This sleek tap houses a two-liter keg called "The Torp" -- they really committed to that abbreviated nautical terms theme -- and comes with a 15-day freshness guarantee. It's also supposedly wildly eco-friendly, plus it comes with a free magnetic drip tray, you guys. Unfortunately it won't be ready until next year, and it'll go to France and Italy first. But still! Start brainstorming appropriate names for your pint glasses (perisco's?) now.