What’s in it: Apple juice, vodka, whipped cream, cinnamon
It’s not what sex feels like, but to be fair, it’s a shot and not sexual intercourse. Other than that crushing let-down, you’re going to love it.
Dave Infante is a senior writer for Thrillist who's been living off Gallete's Yellowhammers since Fall 2012. Roll with him, Tide: @dinfontay.