In the year 1984, the world's destruction came in the form of a giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, courtesy of Ghostbusters. In the year 2015, however, our end takes a far more insidious shape: an Instagram account devoted entirely to shirtless hunks drinking glasses of wine.
The account in question, appropriately titled Men & Wine, was set up by an Italian lifestyle publication called Winophy, and posts crowdsourced photos of... well, exactly what you'd think with a name like that. The feed is dominated by full-bodied images of male specimens in all shapes and sizes -- although mostly of the "ripped and hairless" variety -- each posing with wine in one way or another. Talk about a long-stem glass! #dickjokes
We've included some tasteful examples below, but feel free to check out the #MenAndWine hashtag for a greater eyeful of Merl-OH and Sauvignon Hunk.
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Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he always knew the world would end this way. Follow his apocalyptic, wine-stained tweets @gjaccoma, and send your news tips to email@example.com