Which house drinks the most wine on Game of Thrones?

In George R.R. Martin's universe, almost everyone's a wino. And while they've all been busy fighting over the Iron Throne, one fan with time on his hands decided to ask the more important question: who's the king of Cabernet?

This video chronicles all the wine consumed over four seasons of Game of Thrones, providing helpful counters along the bottom for each house's intake. The winner probably won't come as a surprise, but you might be interested to know where the rest of the clans landed. Those Starks can actually put away a decent amount, while the Martells were not nearly as boozy as Oberyn's orgies would suggest. (Also, based on the numbers, we kinda understand why Theon was such a miserable jackass.) Raise your goblet and get in on the medieval action above.

Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and would not trust any wine offered to her in Westeros. Follow her to self-preservation at @kristin_hunt.

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