Season two of Jerry Seinfeld's web series "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" came to a close last week, meaning you'll have to get your regular fix of funny people driving things elsewhere. But now that we have sixteen videos' worth of Seinfeld interviewing his friends over cups of Joe, we thought we'd go to the tape and gleam some exact orders, and then -- for no reason -- throw in how much each of those hilarious friends is worth. Jerry is doing okay, with his Scrooge McDuck-esque $800 mil in the bank.
Comedian: David Letterman
Coffee Order: Regular, black. Because he's just a normal guy, worth $400 million dollars, with houses in Westchester, Montana, Martha's Vineyard, and St. Barth, plus an Indy League Racing team! Stars really are just like us!