Remember, the whole idea is that you can get this thing to go and drink it anywhere -- that way the staff at Jaleo won't remember you as "that guy without the basic motor skills who spilled cider all over our very expensive floors".
While it's possible to drink an entire porron by yourself, your best bet is to grab some friends, set up shop on the Strip somewhere, and see who can drink from it the longest, and from the farthest away. Bring a bib.
Lee Breslouer writes about food and drink for Thrillist, and thinks drinking at 12:30pm "for an article" is the best excuse to day drink. Follow him at @LeeBreslouer, because you can't make up a name that good.