Forget to have your ID ready
You are not only wasting the door guy’s time, you are wasting the time of everyone behind you. Please, don’t let the money Mom and Dad spent on college go to waste.
Ask “Do you know who I am?”
No, I don’t. If you don’t know then I don’t know. Sounds like you have memory problems.
Tell the door guy “This place sucks”
Breaking news: that doesn’t hurt our feelings. It just annoys us. We might even agree with you. You came in, so there’s something you liked about the venue. Stop fronting.