Pull the race card
If you’re white and talking to a black bouncer, you’re racist. If you are black, you’re an Uncle Tom. Believe it or not, if the door guy doesn’t let you in, it’s not personal. I don’t know you. You don’t know me. Charge it to the game and keep it moving. My personal favorite: “C’mon brotha! You know how it is.”
Use a racial slur
Not much to say here except that you have a serious problem.
If you tell the bouncer the truth about why you don’t have an ID, depending on the rules, we may give you the benefit of the doubt.
Tell the door guy he’s broke
This is one of the biggest misnomers. That door guy you just shamed might be an off-duty cop or a medical/law student. Don’t let karma bite you in the ass when you least expect it.