Blow in her ear
Unless she's on fire, this is just about the creepiest thing you can do to anybody. Just because she's paid to be nice to you doesn't make it ok to blow your Doritos/whiskey breath on her strawberry-scented head.
Come in after the gym
There's nothing more attractive to a woman whose job it is to rub up on you than a dude with soggy pits who smells like he just got in a wrestling match with a garbage bag full of spoiled meat.
Show up with an angry girlfriend or a conservative feminist
The last thing anyone in a strip club wants to hear is your lady friend complaining that she doesn't want to be there, or a regurgitated Gloria Steinem tirade… and these are people who are forced to listen to Hoobastank all day.