Make it rain… quarters
That's actually making it hail, Daddy Warbucks. And coins are total slipping hazards on stage. If you're gonna clean out your change bowl, do it at the bank. Also, REALLY?
Touch (unless you're told to)
The overwhelming majority of strip clubs strictly forbid touching… except when it comes to the bouncer, who might touch your face with his knuckles if you try to cop a feel. Let the stripper tell you exactly what you can or can't do. And then follow the rules, perv.
Talk about how much money you make
We're happy that gig you landed consulting for OTHER consulting firms is going so well, but if you're such a baller why are you tipping in Canadian change?