You're Pronouncing These Beers Completely Wrong
The bartender asks you what you want. You ask if there are any “goze” on tap. The bartender gives you a withering look for screwing up the pronunciation. You then leave that bar because the guy serving your drinks is way too serious. But thanks to our pronunciation guide, the next time you want a salty, sour beer, you’ll know to ask about the bar’s “gose-uh” selection. Then you can ironically educate that bartender about how gose killed craft beer since you're now a very well-informed beer snob.