You're Pronouncing These Beers Completely Wrong

sampler tray of beer
Dan Gentile/Jennifer Bui/Thrillist
Dan Gentile/Jennifer Bui/Thrillist

The bartender asks you what you want. You ask if there are any “goze” on tap. The bartender gives you a withering look for screwing up the pronunciation. You then leave that bar because the guy serving your drinks is way too serious. But thanks to our pronunciation guide, the next time you want a salty, sour beer, you’ll know to ask about the bar’s “gose-uh” selection. Then you can ironically educate that bartender about how gose killed craft beer since you're now a very well-informed beer snob.

Duvel
Flickr/Filipe Varela (EDITED)
Hoegaarden
Flickr/Shih-Pei Chang (EDITED)
Warsteiner
Flickr/Robin Geschonneck (EDITED)
Schlafly
Flickr/alexis.lassus (EDITED)
framboise
Flickr/boodoo (EDITED)
Hitachino
Flickr/Garret Voight (EDITED)
maibock
Flickr/Mundus Gregorius (EDITED)
gose sign
Flickr/Bernt Rostad (EDITED)
Yuengling
Flickr/Steve Garfield (EDITED)
Chimay
Flickr/Avi Schwab (EDITED)
Mikkeller
Flickr/Addison Berry (EDITED)
Roggenbier
Flickr/Mike (EDITED)
Brewery Ommegang
Flickr/Eric (EDITED)
Smithwick's
Smithwick's (EDITED)
peche mortel
Flickr/nagzi (EDITED)
beer pong
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Lee Bresloueris a senior writer for Thrillist and could really go for a Smithwick's right now. Follow him to red ales at: @LeeBreslouer.