The best performance of the day is Run the Jewels, an energetic hip hop group with excellent on-stage banter. One of the rappers goes on a lengthy monologue about self-confidence and how everyone should pretend that they're wearing an invisible 36in gold chain. I realize that coffee is my invisible 36in gold chain.
I bike home and am feeling pretty beat, so I make myself some chicken soup and watch the movie Sleepwalk With Me. It's about stand-up comedy, sleepwalking, and a disastrous breakup.
I am very interested in the scenes in which the characters are drinking coffee. The other scenes are good, but very depressing. By the end of the film, I relate strongly to both Mike Birbiglia's coffee drinking and his reluctance to get married.