Love novelty theme-park bars, but lost your damn mind the last time you went to Moe's? Orlando is about to add another bar geared at pop culture junkies, specifically the ones who've bought a whip for non-sexual reasons. This Fall, Downtown Disney will open an Indiana Jones-themed watering hole called Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar.
The establishment takes its name from Indy's pilot with the unfortunate pet snake. And since that man was an aviator, the whole place will be styled like an airplane hangar. Jock Lindsey's will seat 150 people both inside and on the patio, which'll be a dry-docked steamboat called Reggie (for the aforementioned snake). You can also expect plane propeller ceiling fans, retro travel posters, and correspondence supposedly penned in Dr. Jones' own hand. As for the menu, there'll be pisco-based cocktails like the Hovito Mojito and small plates like "Rolling Boulder Meatballs."
While Jock Lindsey's sounds like a pretty happening place, we have to ask: why the hell didn't Disney just recreate The Raven?
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and hopes Disney checks the premises for treacherous monkeys. Follow her to Cairo at @kristin_hunt.