Thought the geniuses behind Santa's Butt had conquered the weird beer label game? Think again, sir. Denmark's Evil Twin Brewing has partnered with Westbrook Brewing Company to bring you the one and only Justin Blåbær, a blueberry beer with some serious notes of Tiger Beat. Evil Twin actually created Justin Blåbær a few months ago, but it's just starting to really make its rounds on the beer circuits. (In fact, if you happen to be in South Carolina, the Charleston Beer Exchange will be tapping some Blåbær for growlers starting at 5pm today.) This ale is a Berliner Weisse brewed with blueberries -- coincidentally, Blåbær is the Danish word for blueberry -- with a 4.5% ABV. BeerPulse managed to get its hands on the aggressively purple label, and here's what it says: "OMG! It's JUSTIN BLABAER!!!! If you have 'Blabaer fever' then this is the only solution. We stuffed so many blueberries into this beer -- it's going to make you shout, 'Oh, Baby!' This is dedicated to AVSB. A&F YFFL - EW, MW, RWM, BE, SS, RC". Douchey spiked hats are unfortunately sold separately.
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